Etiquette

What manners you have!

Start our time off right by including your full name, place of employment (a LinkedIn link works fine), and any references or website memberships in your first email. If you also provide me with the time, date, and location you’d like to meet, even better!

Should we meet, please leave my fee in an envelope in the bathroom. If we meet virtually, the entire booking must be paid in full prior to the start. If we meet in a public place, please put the fee in a book or something inconspicuous and give it to me at the beginning of our engagement as a gift. If your payment is digital, please send it on arrival or prior.

If you have any specific desires you’re looking for, put those in there as well, with discretion!

Clear communication in our first emails helps us move faster to the fun stuff!

Having my fee ready in some discrete manner is a must. It helps me relax and enjoy our time together more.

FAQ

Why is your face blurred out?

If it worked for Bruce Wayne and Batman, why wouldn’t it work for me? I love living a double life, and I want to keep it that way!

Do you do last-minute bookings?

I do! I love to be spontaneous, so email me and you never know. Put extra effort into your first email to get my attention though!

How do you dress?

My style is classy but sexy cool. I am not offended by outfit requests however I keep a minimalist wardrobe so if you have a specific preference, email me but you may need to send a gift.

Why are your Incall rates $250 more?

I don’t offer incalls at my place, so I’ll book us a sexy, discrete hotel room. If you prefer I’d book a spacious suite, I’d keenly pick somewhere swanky but you’ll need to foot the bill.

Do you require a deposit?

Usually yes (~10% of booking amount). I can accept crypto, Venmo or Amazon gift card.

What are you really like?

I’m good with making connections with people, making others feel relaxed. I’m easy-going and fun, unless you spill my drink on me, in which case we are mortal enemies.

Are you kinky?

Umm, yeah! If you have something really specific like reenacting 1930’s Japanese cinema, or really REALLY like armpits, write me on the contact page, but keep it classy.

Why do I need to give my name and ID?

This is strictly for my own safety. You can blur out any personal details like your address. You’re quite the gentleman, but there are some creeps out there!

I’ve never done this before and I don’t have any references, am scared as hell. Can we still meet?

Yes! I’m very open to meeting people who’ve never done this before. Perhaps add an extra hour or two so we can go nice and slow, with no pressure. Make fear a friend! You’ve got to face your fears head-on!

I’m married but curious. Help!

I would recommend waiting to contact me until you are 95+% ready to meet. You might want to run it by a friend as well. I have no desire to ruin anyone’s life and my desire is to make you feel good. That said, this isn’t for the faint of heart, and if you’re prone to beating yourself up, this might not be the activity for you.

Do you see women or couples?

I do! I’m intensely bisexual. Add $300 to the total for couples.

Do you have any reviews?

I like to keep a little mystery but you can find me on TER.

Is there any reason to keep reading down here?

Absolutely not. No additional info to be found.

Okay, but why am I still reading?

I have no idea. I think you’re starting to get obsessive about reading everything I’ve written.

I’m still reading, how can I stop?

At this point, I think you need to see a trained professional about this or … me!